iPhone Data Plans Announced

Get ‘em while they’re hot folks! Step right up and observe the eighth wonder of the world!

It’s Amazing!
It’s Terrifying!
It’s The Singing Bearded One-Eyed iPhone Pricing Plan!

What? You didn’t think a little showmanship was in order?

After plunking down that fat cashwad for the phone, happy iPhone owners have the privilege of choosing from six different plans, ranging from $59.99 to $219.99.

Every plan includes Visual Voicemail, Unlimited Data and 200 SMS messages. Almost all of the plans include unlimited nights and weekends, with only the cheapest $59.99 plan left out.

See the plans for yourself right here